2026 Illustrated Wall Calendar, Funny Animal Mystics with Quotes
A 2026 illustrated wall calendar entitled "Funky Forest Copes", featuring twelve sassy little forest creatures judging your decisions every day of the year. It’s just what you need, but didn’t know it. The animal mystics of the Funky Forest are here to share some lighthearted humor and questionable forest wisdom while hanging on your wall and waiting for their month to shine.
The Crew:
Sir Sipsalot: the resident scribe and self-proclaimed frog guru who may or may not drink too much wisdom juice.
The Sporeacles: Sporlock, Shaggy McWizz, and Toxina Sporceress share their fungi-esque suggestions
The Magical Raccoons: Hairy Furdini, Hocus Von Nocus, and Madam Glisten DeWoo manifest their sage advice in a ta daaa and a fireball.
Druid Von Hootenstein: A curmudgeonly owl spews insults and criticism from his high horse. He just called me a minion and yelled that it should say perch, not horse. Typical.
Details:
This fun calendar measures 8.5" x 11" when closed, and 11" x 17" when open. Each month features a vibrant, full-color illustration of a Funky Forest animal mystic along with their unique flavor of coping advice on the top half and a calendar grid on the bottom that's big enough to jot down appointments and reminders.
For example: August features Hocus Von Nocus, a fumbling magician and grumpy raccoon with his tail on fire from a spell-gone-wrong, muttering, "It's Fiiiiiine. #!&*@!!$"
It's saddle-stitched (stapled, not spiral-bound) and is professionally printed on heavy, semi-gloss cardstock by a local printing company. I did the digital illustrations, the quotes, and the design work.
Gift-Worthy:
Calendars make a fun gift, especially one that's creative, colorful, and a little goofy! Add the optional coordinating greeting card from the Funky Forest Realm (I'll pick it out unless you have a favorite) and personalize it with your message. Use their address for shipping, contact me with your message, and I'll write it in the card.
Who Would Like This:
Forest fans, animal lovers, frog collectors, fantasy storytelling fans, and anybody who needs some color and goofy humor on their walls.
Other Stuff:
If you like the world of the Funky Forest, I have all your favorite characters as Animal Mystic Greeting Cards, color printed front and back, with a "deep" quote of forest-flavored wisdom and their backstory on the inside. They're like little stories wrapped up in a fun card and are super cute collectibles.
If you're interested in more ethereal imagery, I also have greeting cards from the Fairy Realm, the Angelic Realm, and even a little Sacred Geometry.
I also create Chakra Jewelry and Fantasy Art that might make you tingle (you know what I mean) for the seeker of balance, insights, and energy-infused visuals.
If there are any questions, please be in touch!
With Light,
Laurie
© Primal Painter / Laurie Bain Hamilton. All artwork, text, and photography are copyright-protected. Reproduction, downloading, and digital altering are prohibited. Wholesale and resale inquiries welcome.
2026 Illustrated Wall Calendar, Funny Animal Mystics with Quotes listed in:
The Crew:
Sir Sipsalot: the resident scribe and self-proclaimed frog guru who may or may not drink too much wisdom juice.
The Sporeacles: Sporlock, Shaggy McWizz, and Toxina Sporceress share their fungi-esque suggestions
The Magical Raccoons: Hairy Furdini, Hocus Von Nocus, and Madam Glisten DeWoo manifest their sage advice in a ta daaa and a fireball.
Druid Von Hootenstein: A curmudgeonly owl spews insults and criticism from his high horse. He just called me a minion and yelled that it should say perch, not horse. Typical.
Details:
This fun calendar measures 8.5" x 11" when closed, and 11" x 17" when open. Each month features a vibrant, full-color illustration of a Funky Forest animal mystic along with their unique flavor of coping advice on the top half and a calendar grid on the bottom that's big enough to jot down appointments and reminders.
For example: August features Hocus Von Nocus, a fumbling magician and grumpy raccoon with his tail on fire from a spell-gone-wrong, muttering, "It's Fiiiiiine. #!&*@!!$"
It's saddle-stitched (stapled, not spiral-bound) and is professionally printed on heavy, semi-gloss cardstock by a local printing company. I did the digital illustrations, the quotes, and the design work.
Gift-Worthy:
Calendars make a fun gift, especially one that's creative, colorful, and a little goofy! Add the optional coordinating greeting card from the Funky Forest Realm (I'll pick it out unless you have a favorite) and personalize it with your message. Use their address for shipping, contact me with your message, and I'll write it in the card.
Who Would Like This:
Forest fans, animal lovers, frog collectors, fantasy storytelling fans, and anybody who needs some color and goofy humor on their walls.
Other Stuff:
If you like the world of the Funky Forest, I have all your favorite characters as Animal Mystic Greeting Cards, color printed front and back, with a "deep" quote of forest-flavored wisdom and their backstory on the inside. They're like little stories wrapped up in a fun card and are super cute collectibles.
If you're interested in more ethereal imagery, I also have greeting cards from the Fairy Realm, the Angelic Realm, and even a little Sacred Geometry.
I also create Chakra Jewelry and Fantasy Art that might make you tingle (you know what I mean) for the seeker of balance, insights, and energy-infused visuals.
If there are any questions, please be in touch!
With Light,
Laurie
© Primal Painter / Laurie Bain Hamilton. All artwork, text, and photography are copyright-protected. Reproduction, downloading, and digital altering are prohibited. Wholesale and resale inquiries welcome.
2026 Illustrated Wall Calendar, Funny Animal Mystics with Quotes listed in:
